It's No Joke; They Really Can Remove the Language Out of You...

After reading every section of the Language Removal Services web-page, I believe that I laughed myself to tears! It's one of the most bizarre things I have ever read or heard, and not to mention one of the most funniest things. As I listened to their compositions of some very well known celebrity figures, I swear, I felt like a child who wasn't suppose to be over hearing something grown up. It reminded me of that one time the class was doing free writing and in the background we listened to our teacher reading from Kenneth Goldsmith's Fidget. I ended up taking that entire piece out of context and thought of it as somewhat of a really sexually descriptive novel. Sadly, I think I've made the same mistake with these compositions by the Language Removal Services. Though, it also made me wonder what kind of sick pleasure the LRS people would attain with composed pieces where all you heard was awkward heavy breathing.